Siri. pong DaH Sov Hoch (the name everyone knows). 'ach Hoch DIS taH — jang Daj 'oHbe' (every year the answer was never good). "vItu'pu'" — 'ej pagh Daj tu'lu'. Qab.
DaH mochchu' (everything changes now).
Apple WWDC 2026-Daq — DIS ghom tIn programmatists-vaD (the great annual gathering for code warriors) — Apple Siri chu' ngu'pu'. Siri qan: jan nap (basic tool), pIj Qapbe'. Siri chu': QI'tu' Qap (intelligentia artificialis — working artificial intelligence, a machine that learns) — 'ej Gemini (jan tIn Google — the great Google tool) ghaH QI'tu'.
patlh Qap (The Deal That Explains Everything)
Apple Google-vaD wa' bIllIon Dolar Hoch DIS nob (one billion dollars every year) — Gemini Siri yab ghaH 'e' chaw'meH. Apple DIS law' jatlhpu' "maH QI'tu' wIchenmoH" (we will build AI ourselves) — 'ach DaH Google lo'. batlh SuvwI' jatlh: Qap vItlhutlh (a warrior respects what works).
'ej Siri DaH tIv Qapchu': bIjatlh 'ej Siri yaj, bIvIt, bIchel — pagh moj HoS. Siri HaSta (screen — ecrano) legh: nuqDaq bIlegh, ghaH legh je. nIDaj rI' nob ghItlh DaSov: "mI' jIH jan-Daq terlIj 'ej SoS-vaD nob." Siri legh, terlIj, nob. SuH. ngoq lo' pagh (no copy-paste needed).
nuq ngagh — 'ej nuq Dap? (What Is Free — What Costs?)
Siri chu' iOS 27-mo' 'uch — iOS 27 Dap pagh iPhone lo'wI'vaD Hoch (free for all iPhone users). Dap pagh, bom pagh. iPhone 15 (wa'maH vagH) je tIvchu' Hoch. jan qan (older phones) — updates Hem, 'ach chaq Hoch functions pagh.
"Siri Pro" Dap neH — DaH Hem pagh (no paid tier exists right now).
jIH De'wIj — nuq qaSbej? (What Happens to My Data?)
Apple mIw pIm ngu': jan De' QI'mey (simple tasks — bom pem, naD naDev, nuvpu' nejlu') De'wI' la' neH Qap (runs on device only). ghu' Daj Gemini lo' ghItlh nIvbogh neH — Private Cloud Compute (nIvbogh QI'tu' mejpu' — computationem nubis privatam) Dalo'. Apple jatlh: De' polbe', QI'tu' lan (training — machinae docendae processus) chenmoH lo'be'.
bIHar'a'? Apple Dujmey pIq 'oH — latlhmey law' Dujmey qab law' (Apple's record is better than most).
jIH neH — pagh ngan mIw neH? (For Me or Developers Only?)
iPhone lo'wI' Hoch neH QaptaH. QI'tu' mIw (technical knowledge) Dabo'laH pagh. Siri jatlh — Siri DaH yaj, chel, nob.
iOS 27 Hem tugh — DaH sensim (gradually) Hem: Siri QaH pong (follow-up questions — "nuq 'oH quantum computing?" 'ej "HInob yap'a'"). Siri HaSta (screen) legh 'e' chaw'. ghItlhpu' Siri laDlu'meH legh. Siri DIS law' Qapchu' DaH — bIQaybe'.
Dech wa'DIch (one final note): WWDC 2026 Tim Cook (Apple HoD tIn — great captain of Apple) QIpchu' bom qon. cha'DIch John Ternus — javHu' (September). QI'tu' Apple DaH tIv — nuq chenmoH? ret vItlhutlh (we shall see).
DaH: Siri pong ghunchu' neH — batlh Qap (now Siri is no longer just a joke — it actually works).